https://wiki.ksiglobal.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Suicide_BlondeSuicide Blonde - Revision history2026-05-10T13:48:10ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.41.0https://wiki.ksiglobal.com/index.php?title=Suicide_Blonde&diff=76730&oldid=prevBoreas: Created page with "{{Article}} <center></center> ==<big>Article</big>== A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Sil..."2025-07-29T23:45:46Z<p>Created page with "{{Article}} <center></center> ==<big>Article</big>== A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Sil..."</p>
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.<br />
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"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.<br />
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"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.<br />
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"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"<br />
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"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."<br />
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"So then?" asked the doctor.<br />
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"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straighten ed, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."<br />
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"So then?"<br />
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"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."<br />
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Posted By:[[KSI Bitter Kiss]]<br />
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Publish Date: Wednesday 31 May 2006<br />
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